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Time For Your Vocabulary Lesson

February 19, 2012

Rick Santorum is well known for his candid remarks relating to homosexual acts between two consenting adults when in an interview by the associated press he stated:

“If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything.”

In a follow-up interview with the associated press the following day, Santorum elaborated further:

“In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing. And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the quality … Whether it’s polygamy, whether it’s adultery, whether it’s sodomy, all of those things, are antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family.”

In response to GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum’s anti-gay controversial remarks, opponents coined a new term, which has been brought back into the public sphere due to his entry into the presidential race.

santorum

(san-TOR-um) n.

1. The forthy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex

via Spreading Santorum.

Well, not to be left out, Romney dutifully earned his term following what is now called Crate-Gate, when in 1983 he strapped his “beloved” irish setter to the roof of his car for a 12-hour car ride to Canada for their family vacation. Romney tried to explain himself by saying that the dog, Seamus, enjoyed himself on the roof, and was probably more comfortable up there than in the vehicle. Well, I’m no expert, but just maybe when Romney’s son Tagg yelled, “Dad — gross!” as a brown liquid dripped down the back window of the vehicle, that may have been an indicator that maybe Seamus is not enjoying himself anymore. The most startling part of the story was Romney’s sociopathic response thereafter. He could have re-evaluated the situation as it apparently was not going as planned, but instead he trolls into a service station and hoses down the dog and the car, just to put him back on top of the vehicle for an additional few hours. Now, Romney’s wife told the press that beloved Seamus lived to a “ripe-old age”, but others reported that the dog took off immediately upon arriving in Canada. Ah, calm, cool, and collected Romney.

romney

(rom-ney) v.
1. To defecate in terror.

via Spreading Romney.

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